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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : Chimp beats brokers (September 3, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Plastic microbeads to be banned by 2017, UK government pledgesThe UK government has announced plans to ban microbeads used in cosmetics and cleaning products by 2017. Know more


France vows to empty “the jungle” in Calais, but British help is not forthcoming Thousands of refugees waiting to cross the Channel are a French problem alone, London insists. Know more


Millions of Indian workers strike for better wages : Thousands of state-run banks, government offices and factories shut as workers rally against Modi's economic policies. Know more


Starbucks, Amazon pay less tax than a sausage stand, Austria says :  Multinationals like coffee chain Starbucks (SBUX.O) and online retailer Amazon (AMZN.O) pay less tax in Austria than one of the country's tiny sausage stands, the republic's center-left chancellor lamented in an interview published on Friday.

Chancellor Christian Kern, head of the Social Democrats and of the centrist coalition government, also criticized internet giants Google (GOOGL.O) and Facebook (FB.O), saying that if they paid more tax subsidies for print media could increase. Know more


Venezuelans stage the biggest anti-government demonstration in years Demonstrators filled the center of Venezuela's capital Caracas on Thursday in the biggest show of opposition to President Nicolás Maduro in years. 

Organizers, from a coalition of 19 opposition parties, claimed 2 million participated in the marches in six states around the country as well as in Caracas. In the capital they chanted "This government will fall" and sang the national anthem in one of the city's main boulevards. Know more


Germany's 'open door' refugee employment problems, 12 months onTwelve months after Germany's leader Angela Merkel surprised both Germans and Berlin's European partners by opening her country's borders to one million refugees, those asylum seekers are struggling to find work. Know more


World’s largest solar power plant develops at speedTime Out has pictures and details as the world’s largest solar power plant develops at speed, 50 kilometres south of Dubai. Know more


Mother Teresa to become saint amid criticism over miracles and missionaries Critics challenge her approach to suffering, views on abortion, and ‘superstitious, black magic’ canonisation

Half a million people are expected to attend the canonisation of Mother Teresa at the Vatican on Sunday, in a ceremony transmitted live to her adopted home of Kolkata and Catholic audiences worldwide. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 




Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Must have been his girlfriend about to catch it!"

"Earthquake felt in Omaha, NE"

"This is mine now"

"This is fire"

"Hit the gold mine today"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

3rd of September 1993 

Chimp beats brokers After a month long contest in which a Swedish newspaper pitted a chimpanzee against five stock analysts to see who could earn the most on a $1,250 investment, the chimp had earned $190, as compared the stockbrokers best of $130. The chimp picked his stocks by throwing darts.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

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