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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : The Sci-Fi Channel debuts (September 24, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

It's almost impossible to get an abortion in Ireland — but that could change soon. Know more


Finding Europe Untenable, More Migrants Return To Their Home Countries : The International Organization for Migration says more people are opting to voluntarily return to their home countries, rather than staying in host countries as migrants. Know more


Jeremy Corbyn sweeps to victory increasing his mandate as Labour leader. Know more


German politicians approve new law making it illegal to have sex with prostitutes without a condomThe country is moving to tighten regulations in efforts to protect prostitutes. know more


Security experts claim a Chinese vessel tasked with finding MH370 is likely spying on us. Know more


Bernie Sanders' brother to fight David Cameron's seat for Green partyLarry Sanders, a former Green councillor, will attempt to overturn a 22,700 Tory majority in Witney, Oxfordshire. Know more


Pope says journalism based on fear-mongering, gossip is form of 'terrorism'. Know more


UN Says Two Million People Now Without Water. Know more


Paris is banning traffic from half the city. Why can’t London have a car-free day? Cars will be outlawed from 400 miles of Paris streets on Sunday as the French capital joins the likes of Brussels, Bogotá, Jakarta and Copenhagen in marking World Car-Free Day. Isn’t it time for London to join the club?. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist's work"

"Almost Davidson"

"My buddys friend is an art teacher"

"Yip yip yip yip"


"Can this shopper really be that stupid"


There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

24th of September 1992 

The Sci-Fi Channel debuts. Its first show was Star Wars.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Day to Day Headaches : Youngest girl to fly across the U.S. (September 23, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

India signs deal to buy 36 French-made Rafale fighter jetsIndia signed a formal agreement Friday to buy 36 Rafale fighter jets from France's Dassault for a reported 7.9 billion euros ($8.8 billion), one of its biggest defence deals in decades. Know more


Saudi jets kill nearly 32 civilians in Yemen’s Hudaydah. Know more


Mark Zuckerberg, Yuri Milner and Stephen Hawking to begin $100 million search for alien life on a nearby Earth-like planet. Know more


Over 500,000 rejected asylum seekers still live in Germany Asylum seekers in Leipzig who had their applications denied are taken to the airport. Photo: DPA.

Over 500,000 rejected asylum seekers still live in Germany. Know more


Vancouver’s new tax slows foreign property buying to a trickle. Know more


Catholic Church ACQUITS Mexican priest who admitted raping 30 young girls even though he knew he was infected with HIV. Know more


Yahoo confirms major breach — and it could be the largest hack of all time. Know more


Erdogan says US arming Syrian Kurdish militiaTurkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan accused the United States of sending more weapons to a Syrian Kurdish militia in defiance of Ankara's repeated insistence it is a "terrorist" organisation. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Lols"


"She knows"


"is UFO lyudmilla"


"Black lives"

"Specially designed for hell"



There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

23rd of September 1993 

Youngest girl to fly across the U.S. 11-year-old Vicki Van Meter lands in San Diego, after her 3-day flight from Maine
That's all for today, Thank you. 

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : Salem Witch Trials (September 22, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

The UAE is going to start taking in Syrian refugees. Know more

In hurry-up mode while Obama is president, 60 nations have agreed to global climate accordthe historic global climate accord reached last December in Paris is moving rapidly toward enactment, with 60 countries — representing 48% of all greenhouse gas emissions — having formally approved it as of Wednesday. Know more


Obama Warns of "Mass Migrations" If Climate Change Is Not ConfrontedIn his final U.N. address, the president says inaction will lead to more unrest. Know more


Women in Iran defy fatwa by riding bikes in publicWomen in Iran have been posting photos on social media of themselves riding bicycles, defying a fatwa forbidding them from cycling in public. Know more


Muslim migrant boat captain who 'threw six Christians to their deaths from his vessel because of their religion' goes on trial for murder. Know more


Muslim schoolboys who refused to shake hands with female teachers lose appeal : Case at school near Basel sparks fierce debate across Switzerland

A 15-year-old Muslim schoolboy studying in Switzerland has been told he must agree to shaking hands with female teachers or face being fined and disciplined. Know more


HP outrages printer owners after it blocks the use of cheap ink cartridges by stealth. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Forbes vs Nasa"

"Saw this in a parking garage"

"All you need to know about brangelina divorce"

"Try counting sheep"

"Bff jesus"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

22nd of September 1692 

Salem Witch Trials The last eight of the 20 people executed for witchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts are hanged. Source: An Almanac of the Christian Church

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : First game of N.F.L. (September 21, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Burger King and KFC called out for lagging behind on antibiotic-free meat : A new report grades fast food chains on their efforts to curb the rise of antibiotic-resistant bacteria, which kills 700,000 people worldwide each year. Know more


World leaders sign groundbreaking UN declaration to tackle 'biggest global health threat' : If antibiotics lose their effectiveness then key medical procedures – including gut surgery, caesarean sections, joint replacements and chemotherapy – could become too dangerous to perform. Know more


375 top scientists warn of 'real, serious, immediate' climate threat : 375 National Academy of Sciences members sign an open letter expressing frustration at political inaction on climate change

Yesterday, 375 of the world’s top scientists, including 30 Nobel Prize winners, published an open letter regarding climate change. In the letter, the scientists report that the evidence is clear: humans are causing climate change. We are now observing climate change and its affect across the globe. The seas are rising, the oceans are warming, the lower atmosphere is warming, the land is warming, ice is melting, rainfall patterns are changing and the ocean is becoming more acidic. Know more


NORTH KOREA HAS ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED ITS PROPAGANDA WEBSITES North Korea's previously private government-run websites contain anti-US propaganda and talk of the country's nuclear tests. Know more


Someone Is Putting Malicious USB Sticks in Australian MailboxesSome people just can't resist the urge to plug random USB sticks into their computers. Now, someone in Australia is taking full advantage of the public's naivety when it comes to cybersecurity. Know more


Researchers hack Tesla Model S with remote attack : The researchers were able to remotely control the braking system, sunroof, door locks, trunk, side-view mirrors and more. Know more


Israel cannot ‘permanently occupy, settle Palestinian land’In final, wide-ranging UN address, US president also says Palestinians must reject incitement, recognize ‘legitimacy of Israel’. Know more


Taiwan asks Google to blur images showing new South China Sea facilities Taiwan's defense ministry said on Wednesday it is asking Google to blur satellite images showing what experts say appear to be new military installations on Itu Aba, Taipei's sole holding in the disputed South China Sea.

The revelation of new military-related construction could raise tensions in the contested waterway, where China's building of airstrips and other facilities has worried other claimants and the United States. Know more


Telstra trials 5G mobile network, the next 'quantum leap' in technology. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Christmas is coming"

"Welp, I'm sold"


"Nobody at reuters has seen a Venn diagram before"


"Girls love when boys can cook"


"Now that's a nice feature"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

21st of September 1970 

First game of N.F.L. Monday Night Football The Cleveland Browns beat the New York Jets (31-21).

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : The Cosby Show debuts on NBC (September 20, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Saudi Arabia appears to be using American-supplied white phosphorus in its war in YemenSaudi Arabia appears to be using US-supplied white phosphorous munitions in its war in Yemen, based on images and videos posted to social media, raising concerns among human rights groups that the highly incendiary material could be used against civilians. Know more


Christian fundamentalist schools ‘performed exorcisms on children and beat pupils in religious rituals’ : Exclusive investigation reveals serious concerns about how children taught at Accelerated Christian Education in the 1980s, 1990s and 2000s were treated, as ex-pupils claim exorcisms were performed on children, pupils were beaten in religious ceremonies and girls were ‘groomed’ for marriage to older men. Know more


US companies are 'hoarding' a record $2.5 trillion in cash overseas The recent fight among Apple, Ireland, and the European Union has once again shined a spotlight on the growing trend of US companies storing cash overseas to avoid taxes. Know more


Sweden to give tax breaks for repairsGovernment to tackle ‘throwaway culture’ by cutting VAT on fixing everything from bicycles to washing machines. Know more


CCTV captures the moment 'an election official stuffs a pile of voting papers in to a ballot box' in Russia as Putin's party sweeps to victory amid claims of vote-rigging. Know more


China embarked on wind power frenzy, says IEAChina has been building two wind turbines every hour, the International Energy Agency (IEA) has told BBC News. Know more


Number of smokers in England falls to record low : Just one in six adults now smokes, according to figures from Public Health England. Know more


Statistical Evidence Suggests Russia's Ruling Party Cheated Its Way to SupermajorityStatistical analysis of this Sunday’s parliamentary election results appears to show evidence of some of the same irregularities that plagued the 2011 State Duma contest, according to the Slon news website. The outlet’s senior editor, Mikhail Zelensky, cites findings that suggest nearly half of all the votes recorded for United Russia, the ruling political party, may have been falsified. Know more


'World's saddest' polar bear offered new home in UKBear made headlines after footage was released showing its cramped living conditions in a Chinese shopping centre. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Fantastic Name"

"Halp me"

"So this is on the front page of my news today"

"My kid said I gave her too many grapes"

"Please Staap!"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

20th of September 1984 

The Cosby Show debuts on NBC. It became the highest-rated series in 20 years.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Monday, September 19, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : Shanghai Surprise (September 19, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Nazi time capsule discovered in Poland : Despite awareness of its existence for decades, archaeologists were unable to disinter the capsule due to the arduous process involved which included avoiding Nazi-planted mines; Buried in 1934, the time capsule was discovered beneath concrete at a former Nazi training academy; Researchers say the items recovered are in excellent condition. Know more


‘Extinct’ Tasmanian Tiger caught on camera?. Know more


The first person in the royal family has just come out as gay : The Queen’s cousin has become the first member of the British Royal Family to come out as gay.

Lord Ivar Mountbatten has revealed that he is now dating a man after a lifelong struggle with his sexuality. Know more



CEOs Can Now Be Prosecuted Like War Criminals at the Hague : The court's new focus on land grabbing and environmental destruction could help put a dent in corporate impunity.

The International Criminal Court announced Thursday it will now hold corporate executives and governments legally responsible for environmental crimes. Know more


India offers land to Elon Musk to test HyperloopAs Elon Musk struggles in acquiring land rights for testing his audacious Hyperloop project in the United States, India has emerged out of nowhere to offer him a helping hand. know more


Ikea on EU Radar as Vestager Looks Beyond Apple’s Tax Billions : European Union regulators who slapped Apple Inc. with a 13 billion-euro ($14.6 billion) tax bill are examining allegations that Ikea dodged at least 1 billion euros in taxes over the past six years.

Competition Commissioner Margrethe Vestager, under fire in some quarters for targeting mainly U.S. firms in a clampdown on corporate tax avoidance, said EU officials are vetting claims by Green lawmakers that the world’s biggest furniture retailer uses unfair loopholes to avoid paying taxes. Know more


Japanese aged 65 or above hit record 34.6 millionThe estimated number of people aged 65 or over in Japan stood at a record high 34.61 million as of last week, accounting for 27.3 percent of the total population, according to an Internal Affairs Ministry survey. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day.



Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Patton Oswalds post emmy celebration"

"True story"

"Inconceivable"

"7 shirmps and 4,562 rice" 

"Tis the reason"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

19th of September 1986 

Shanghai Surprise premiers, starring Madonna and Sean Penn.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Day to Day Headaches : The Addams Family debuts on ABC (September 18, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Alleged Duterte hitman denied protection after tell-all testimony : The man who publicly accused Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte of running a hit squad and personally killing people won't be given state protection.

Senate President Koko Pimentel announced on his verified Facebook page that Edgar Matobato won't be put in protective custody because his life has not been threatened. Know more


Ballot papers outnumbered voter turnout in at least 5 polling stations :  Serious discrepancies have been uncovered in results from at least five polling stations for this month’s LegCo election, FactWire can reveal.

Using statistical records from political parties and citizens, FactWire compared the voter turnout and the total number of ballot papers in 96 stations, one sixth of the 571 polling stations. Know more


Remove Apuron as head of archdioceseArchbishop Savio Hon Tai Fai has urged Pope Francis to remove Archbishop Anthony S. Apuron as head of the Archdiocese of Agana because of gravely serious allegations of sex abuse of altar boys. Know more


'TTIP threatens our way of life,' say Berlin protestersRarely has an issue caused such outrage: Protesters have turned out across Germany to demonstrate against the TTIP and CETA trade deals with the US and Canada. They say they won't stop until both are scrapped.

German retiree Maud Kellerhals has never been to a demonstration in her life. But on Saturday, the 79-year-old former school secretary from Berlin decided to make an exception. She marched through the city, together with many thousands of other people. Know more


EU states set to veto any Brexit deal threatening free movement : Slovakia, Hungary, Poland and Czech Republic ready to protect rights of citizens to live and work in the UK. Know more


New World Record For Longest Ever Lightning Bolt Shocks Scientists Scientists have detected a record-breaking lightning bolt that was 321.1 kilometers (199.5 miles) in length, roughly the distance between New York City and Washington D.C. It streaked across the skies above Oklahoma back in 2007, and the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) has just officially recognized it as the longest single flash of lightning ever recorded. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Ruthless"

"Man doesn't want to sell his subaru"

"A science teacher's worst fear" 

"My cousin couldn't figure out why his dog keep pissin on his bed"

"Do you know what this is"


There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

18th of September
1964 

The Addams Family debuts on ABC.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : General Motors (September 16, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

German publican challenges niqab-wearer : A publican who turned away a woman wearing a niqab from his lakeside restaurant in northern Germany says vitriol has turned into praise. Christian Schulz says he had also evicted past guests wearing neo-Nazi clothing. Know more


Now Mexico wants to build a border wall with Central America to keep out illegal immigrants from El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala. Know more


‘The Boys in Tehran Know Israel Has 200 Nukes Pointed at Them,’ Says Former Secretary of State Colin Powell in Leaked Email. Know more


British troops condemned over Iraqi boy's death in 2003Four UK soldiers who "forced" an Iraqi boy into a canal and let him drown have been condemned by a judge investigating civilian deaths in the Iraq War. Know more


Egyptian state media claims Isis is 'made up' and 9/11 was carried out by West to justify war on terrorIsis could have been invented by the US to "justify the devastation, partitioning and occupation" of the Middle East, writes Noha Al-Sharnoubi. Know more


WikiLeaks' Julian Assange offers to surrender to U.S. if Chelsea Manning is released. Know more


Chinese actress' death sparks cancer treatment debateThe death of a young Chinese actress from cancer has sparked a debate on social media - because she initially chose traditional Chinese medicine over chemotherapy. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Honey at the chinese market"


"This guy is talking to HR on Monday"


"Waldo: The final search"

"Local dunkin donuts"


"This one is definitely attending midvale school for the gifted"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

16th of September 1908 

General Motors The automobile company is incorporated. It was formed by the merger of Buick and Oldsmobile.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Day to Day Headaches : First black Miss America Vanessa Williams (September 17, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

North Korea begs world for aid after devastating floods despite spending millions on nuclear weapons : North Korea has sent a desperate message to the world begging for humanitarian help after spending all its own money on nuclear weapons

Kim Jong Un reportedly spent a billion pound on the massive weapon program that there is no money left in the bank to help his own people. Know more


Apple pays £89m tax fine for underreporting income in Japan : The news comes weeks after the EU hit Apple with a record £11bn tax penalty. Know more


China to launch world’s first ‘cold’ atomic clock in space ... and it’ll stay accurate for a billion yearsDevice should lose only a second in one billion years

The clock is ticking for the world’s most accurate working time piece, the NIST-F2 atomic clock operated by America’s National Institute of Standards and Technology in Boulder, Colorado. Know more


1.5 billion birds missing from North American skies, ‘alarming’ report findsThe report also listed 86 species of birds, including the Canadian warbler, that are threatened by plummeting populations, habitat destruction and climate change.

North American skies have grown quieter over the last decades by the absent songs of 1.5 billion birds, says the latest summary of bird populations. Know more


One in three Saudi air raids on Yemen hit civilian sites, data shows : Exclusive: Pressure on UK and US roles in war set to increase as survey shows school buildings and hospitals among targets. Know more


Chinese citizens are being arrested for sharing news about the Wukan village rebellion onlineThis week, police carried out a vicious crackdown on demonstrators in the southern Chinese fishing village of Wukan, about 150 miles away from Hong Kong. After police fired rubber bullets and tear gas at villagers protesting over land rights disputes, information about the crackdown is being entirely blocked in mainland China. For a short while, foreign journalists became the only news source about the crackdown, but they are being expelled from the village after fetching $3,000 bounty per journalist. Know more


US to pay '$1.2m' to Italian family of drone strike victimThe US government has agreed to pay €1.1m ($1.2m; £934,000) to the family of an Italian aid worker killed by a drone strike in Pakistan, reports say.

Aid worker Giovanni Lo Porto, 37, was killed while being held hostage by al-Qaeda in 2015. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"I feel so betrayed"

"Chaotic evil"


"Will ferrell"

"Found this old picture of my uncle"

"It slices it dices"


There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

17th of September 1983 

First black Miss America Vanessa Williams (Miss New York) is crowned. She was forced to relinquish her crown in 1984 when Penthouse magazine published nude photos of her with another woman.
That's all for today, Thank you.