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Sunday, January 31, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 31, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off in Germany

Safe countries of origin? Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia will soon be declared as safe countries of origin. As a consequence, people from those countries will basically have no right to asylum in Germany anymore – a controversial decision. Source

Germany's Merkel says refugees must return home once war is over - German Chancellor Angela Merkel reacts as she addresses a news conference after a meeting with state premiers at the Chancellery in Berlin, Germany, January 28, 2016. Source

Canada to Remove Visa Requirements for Mexican Citizens - Canada has expressed its plan to eliminate visa requirements for Mexican citizens during a meeting with foreign ministers including Mexico's Foreign Affairs Secretary Claudia Ruiz Massieu. Source

Abortion rules in Zika-affected countries - Some governments in Latin America have advised women not to get pregnant for a matter of months or years, because of the risk of birth defects from the Zika virus. Source

'NAFTA on Steriods': National Mexican Union Protests TPP - With just days to go till it is signed, demonstrators say the trade agreement will be as bad as NAFTA. Source


And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5 "The F(#* is wrong with you?"


At #4 "Being dumb in a nutshell"



At #3 "Trolling Level, Me Gusta"



At #2 "Advertisement, Your doing it right"



And our funniest image of the day goes to:

"The born of the Sith Lord"




There you have it our funniest image of the day


Today's Historic Event

January 31




1961 Space Chimp in Space 31st January, 1961 : A chimpanzee named Ham sent into space by the United States has been recovered alive and well. The test was one of many planned to ensure that a human being could survive space flight, think clearly and perform useful functions outside the Earth's atmosphere. 

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Day to Day Headaches - (January 30, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off in Switzerland

Switzerland will be the first country in the world to vote on having a national wage of £1,700 a month - The plan would cost the government around 208 billion Swiss francs a year (£143 billion). Source 

Tanzania elephant poachers kill British helicopter pilot - A British helicopter pilot has been shot dead by elephant poachers in Tanzania, the conservation charity for which he was working has said. Source

China Just Released True Color HD Photos Of The Moon - This month, the China National Space Administration released all of the images from their recent moon landing to the public. There are now hundreds and hundreds of never-before-seen true color, high definition photos of the lunar surface available for download. Source

Zika virus has infected 2,100 pregnant Colombians, health officials say - 3,700 cases of Zika-linked microcephaly birth defect reported in Brazil. Source

Boko Haram burns kids alive in northeast Nigeria: witness - People walk past burnt out houses following an attack by Boko haram in Dalori village 5 kilometers (3 miles) from Maiduguri, Nigeria , Sunday Jan. 31, 2016. A survivor hidden in a tree says he watched Boko Haram extremists firebomb huts and listened to the screams of children among people burned to death in the latest attack by Nigeria’ s homegrown Islamic extremists. (Jossy Ola/Associated Press). Source

And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5 "Guess they didn't stick to it"


At #4 "For axe users out there"


At #3 "Applying for a job interview"


At #2 "Really, Grandma!"


And our funniest image of the day goes to:

"Just 1/4 Sugar"


There you have it our funniest image of the day



Today's Historic Event

January 30

In U.S.A





The Flying Wallendas Jan. 30th, 1962 : While performing their seven-person chair pyramid on a high wire 35 feet in the air at the State Fair Coliseum in Detroit the pyramid collapsed and after falling to the ground Richard Faughnan, Wallenda's son-in-law, and nephew Dieter Schepp are killed and adopted son, Mario, is paralyzed from the waist down. 

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Friday, January 29, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 29, 2016)

To start off in Germany
Forty percent of Germans say Merkel should resign over refugee policy: poll. Source

Volunteer who claimed a migrant had dropped dead outside Berlin registration centre after waiting outside for days admits he LIED in a bid to win sympathy for asylum seekers. Source

A 13-year-old girl from a Russian-speaking community in Berlin was not kidnapped and sexually assaulted by immigrant men as previously reported, but simply spent the night with an acquaintance, a spokesperson for the prosecutor's office in Berlin said on Friday. Source

In England

Young people in England have 'lowest literacy levels' in developed world says OECD. Source

Church of England members back same-sex marriage - Poll shows for first time more Anglicans supporting gay couples marrying than opposing it, despite leadership’s opposition. Source

Two jailed for handing out Isis leaflets on London's Oxford Street - Ibrahim Anderson gets three years and Shah Jahan Khan gets two years for inviting support for a banned organisation. Source

In Mexico
Mexican cops again at center of a mass disappearance. Source

In Kenya
Kenya to destroy largest ever ivory stockpile - Kenya will set ablaze 120 tonnes of ivory worth $270 million, the biggest to be burned by any country in one go, in April this year. The event will be attended by Hollywood actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Nicole Kidman along with several other celebrities. Source

In World News
India, Egypt say no thanks to free Internet from Facebook. Source

Cecil Rhodes statue to remain at Oxford despite student campaign, Oriel College says - The governing body reportedly decide to keep controversial monument after donors threaten to withdraw £100m of funding. Source

In Egypt

EgyptAir mechanic suspected in Russian plane crash. Source


And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5  "Things you can say about your house but not to your wife"


At #4 "YO DAWG!"

At #3 "Cigarettes"


At #2 "No fucks given at that day"

And our funniest image of the day goes to:

"I present to you corvids"




There you have it our funniest image of the day

Events

January 29





Super Bowl Jan. 29th, 1995 : The 49ers became the first team to win five Super Bowl titles

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 28, 2016)


Today's World News

To start off in Sweden

EU migrant crisis: Sweden may reject 80,000 asylum claims - Sweden may reject the asylum applications of up to 80,000 migrants and should prepare to deport them, the interior minister says. Source

Bill Gates has sold a set of iconic images to a Beijing firm—including of Tiananmen in 1989. Source

Jeremy Corbyn asks David Cameron if ordinary people can pay the same rate of tax as Google. Source


Gates Foundation accused of 'dangerously skewing' aid priorities by promoting 'corporate globalisation' - Controversial new report calls for Bill Gates' philanthropic Foundation to undergo an international investigation. Source


UN report into Saudi-led strikes in Yemen raises questions over UK role - Experts conclude Saudi-led coalition conducted widespread airstrikes against civilian targets in violation of international law. Source

Beloved Giant Turtle Dies, Leaving Only Three Alive on Earth - The recent death of Cu Rua pushes the Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle to the brink of extinction. Source

GERMANY BANS FAR-RIGHT INTERNET PLATFORM, ARRESTS 2. Source

Khamenei Releases Video Denying Holocaust on International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Source


Pope Francis: World’s powerful risk hell by ignoring the poor. Source

And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5  "What did you read!"




At #4 "Lifted? NEVER!"




At #3 "When the acid kicks in!"




At #2 "That name"




And our funniest image of the day goes to "For the glory of the dark lord of course"



There you have it our funniest image of the day

Events

January 28




Jan. 28th, 1937 : Testing of the Rolls Royce had begun on this day. The first model that appeared on the streets a few years after World War II ended was the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith. 


That's all for today, Thank you. 

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 27, 2016)


Today's World News

To start off in Japan

8 dead, over 610 injured as heavy snowfall continues in Japan - Swathes of western Japan and Sea of Japan coastal areas continued to see heavy snowfall Monday due to a strong winter pressure pattern, with eight people dead and more than 610 injured over the two days including Sunday, according to a Kyodo News tally. Source

Japan is building the World’s largest floating solar power plant. Source


Most fleeing to Europe are ‘not refugees’, EU official says - Dutch commissioner Frans Timmermans says 60% of arrivals are economic migrants. Source

Putin denounces Soviet founder Lenin. Source

Moscow accuses Germany of hushing up Russian girl's rape. Source


Russia may ban American corn and soybeans. Source


Mutant mosquitoes to be deployed to stop Zika outbreak in Brazil - A Brazilian town plans to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes to suppress the wild mosquito population responsible for Zika and Dengue outbreaks. Source

One Country Will Destroy Its Ivory and Pray for Elephants - Sri Lanka also becomes the world’s first country to apologize that elephants are being killed for their ivory. Source

U.S. pastor freed by Iran says he was tortured. Source

Eight Hamas militants killed after heavy rains cause terror tunnel to collapse. Source

And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5  "Key Cleaner!"




At #4 "The period outfit"



At #3 "Wait, what? What DOG!!!"




At #2 "Can you hear me now??"




And our funniest image of the day goes to "Getting out of the friendzone be like"





There you have it our funniest image of the day

January 27 




Michael Jackson receives serious burns to his head after his hair caught light while singing his hit "Billie Jean" for a Pepsi Cola commercial in Los Angeles when the special effects went wrong. 


That's all for today, Thank you. 

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 26, 2016)


Today's World News

To start off in Rome

As the visit to Europe of the Iranian President got underway on Monday, Italy showed its respect for Islamic traditions by covering up the Capitoline Museum's racier exhibits. Source

Refugee influx has police demand thousands of new officers - The Swedish Police force is requesting as many as 4,100 new employees because of the refugee influx and an increased terror threat. The request is made in a letter from the police to the government, to be submitted Monday. Source

Fatal stabbing at asylum centre shocks Sweden. Source


First Monkeys with Autism Created in China - They spin in their cages and don’t interact. The scientists who created autistic monkeys say they’ll now try to cure them. Source

Probe clears Malaysian PM of graft. Source

Malaysia attorney general: Saudi royal family gave Najib $681M 'personal donation'. Source


Cars blaze in Dresden as PEGIDA demonstrates nearby - Thousands of PEGIDA demonstrators have once again protested in the eastern German city of Dresden. Local media have reported that 10 cars, thought to belong to PEGIDA supporters, were set alight. Source

The caste system has left its mark on Indians’ genomes - A group of researchers has identified exactly when Indians stopped intermarrying. Source

And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5  "Censorship gone wrong!"




At #4 "Monty Python Reunion"


At #3 "You had one job!"


At #2 "My eyes!!"


And our funniest image of the day goes to "You cutest delivery boy!"



There you have it our funniest image of the day

Events

January 26




The Phantom of the Opera 26th January, 1988 : Andrew Lloyd Webber's Musical The Phantom of the Opera ( Based on the French novel Le Fantôme de l'Opéra 1909 by Gaston Leroux ) has its first performance on Broadway at the Majestic Theatre in New York and is now the longest running Broadway show in history. 


That's all for today, Thank you. 

Monday, January 25, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 25, 2016)


Today's World News

To start off in Antartica

Explorer Henry Worsley dies in Antarctic crossing - Explorer Henry Worsley has died after suffering exhaustion and dehydration during an attempt to cross Antarctica. Source

By 2050, our oceans will hold more plastic than fish. Source

Zika virus: Outbreak 'likely to spread across Americas' says WHO - The Zika virus is likely to spread across nearly all of the Americas, the World Health Organization has warned. Source


Child Porn Sting Goes Global: FBI Hacked Computers in Denmark, Greece, Chile. Source


Pegida meets with European allies in the Czech Republic - Germany's anti-immigration movement Pegida has signed a declaration with like-minded groups from 14 European countries, agreeing on joint protests in February. The associations warn of "Islam conquering Europe." Source

Japanese pop star wins the right to have a boyfriend in landmark court ruling - Tokyo District Court this week ruled in favour of a young pop idol’s right “to the pursuit of happiness”. Source

Greece threatened with expulsion from Schengen over migration crisis. Source

State repression in Egypt worst in decades, says activist - Campaigning journalist Hossam Bahgat speaks out amid further crackdown as fifth anniversary of uprising approaches. Source

Pakistan 'can and must' dismantle all terror networks: Barack Obama. Source

And Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5  "Cuteness Overload"




At #4 "Acid too!"


At #3 "Being an adult be like"

At #2 "Patriots vs Broncos Match be like"




And our funniest image of the day "Just for kids" 





There you have it our funniest image of the day

Events

January 25

In France





France Winter Olympics Jan. 25th, 1924 : The first Winter Olympics games took place in the French Alps on this day. Two of the primary Sports that took place on this mountain were bob sled and ski jump competitions. In all, 12 events featuring the play of six different sports were scheduled. 


That's all for today, Thank you.