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Friday, January 29, 2016

Day to Day Headaches - (January 29, 2016)

To start off in Germany
Forty percent of Germans say Merkel should resign over refugee policy: poll. Source

Volunteer who claimed a migrant had dropped dead outside Berlin registration centre after waiting outside for days admits he LIED in a bid to win sympathy for asylum seekers. Source

A 13-year-old girl from a Russian-speaking community in Berlin was not kidnapped and sexually assaulted by immigrant men as previously reported, but simply spent the night with an acquaintance, a spokesperson for the prosecutor's office in Berlin said on Friday. Source

In England

Young people in England have 'lowest literacy levels' in developed world says OECD. Source

Church of England members back same-sex marriage - Poll shows for first time more Anglicans supporting gay couples marrying than opposing it, despite leadership’s opposition. Source

Two jailed for handing out Isis leaflets on London's Oxford Street - Ibrahim Anderson gets three years and Shah Jahan Khan gets two years for inviting support for a banned organisation. Source

In Mexico
Mexican cops again at center of a mass disappearance. Source

In Kenya
Kenya to destroy largest ever ivory stockpile - Kenya will set ablaze 120 tonnes of ivory worth $270 million, the biggest to be burned by any country in one go, in April this year. The event will be attended by Hollywood actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Nicole Kidman along with several other celebrities. Source

In World News
India, Egypt say no thanks to free Internet from Facebook. Source

Cecil Rhodes statue to remain at Oxford despite student campaign, Oriel College says - The governing body reportedly decide to keep controversial monument after donors threaten to withdraw £100m of funding. Source

In Egypt

EgyptAir mechanic suspected in Russian plane crash. Source


And For Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day

At #5  "Things you can say about your house but not to your wife"


At #4 "YO DAWG!"

At #3 "Cigarettes"


At #2 "No fucks given at that day"

And our funniest image of the day goes to:

"I present to you corvids"




There you have it our funniest image of the day

Events

January 29





Super Bowl Jan. 29th, 1995 : The 49ers became the first team to win five Super Bowl titles

That's all for today, Thank you. 

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