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Sunday, May 14, 2017

Day to Day Headaches: Youngest Mother (May 14, 2017)

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Macron inaugurated at Elysee Palace. Learn More
  
North Korea launches a new unidentified missile as tensions with US fester. Learn More

When superman is High AF!




Dutch fertility clinic owner accused of using own sperm to secretly father 60 children. 

The head of a Dutch fertility clinic is accused of using his own sperm and not that of selected donors to father dozens of children.
Twenty three parents and children of those born through IVF treatment at Bijdorp medical centre, in Rotterdam, have gone to court to ask for DNA tests on Jan Karbaat, who died aged 89 last month. Karbaat, who ran one of the country’s largest sperm banks in the 80s and 90s, billed himself as “a pioneer in the field of fertilization”.


Ransomware cyber-attack threat escalating - Europol

Friday's cyber-attack has affected more than 200,000 victims in 150 countries, Europol chief Rob Wainwright says.
He told the BBC the act was "unprecedented in its scale" and warned more people could find themselves affected on Monday morning. Learn More


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China's Xi lays out $900bn Silk Road vision amid claims of empire-building

Global leaders attend ‘Belt and Road’ infrastructure summit to praise plan Xi Jinping says will bring a new ‘golden age’ of globalisation.  Learn More

Big Pharma's Industrial Pollution Goes Unchecked, Breeds Superbug Crisis

Industrial pollution from Indian pharmaceutical companies making medicines for nearly all the world's major drug companies is fueling the creation of deadly superbugs, suggests new research. Global health authorities have no regulations in place to stop this happening.
A major study published May 6 in the prestigious scientific journal Infection found "excessively high" levels of antibiotic and antifungal drug residue in water sources in and around a major drug production hub in the Indian city of Hyderabad, as well as high levels of bacteria and fungi resistant to those drugs. Scientists told the Bureau of Investigative Journalism the quantities found meant they believe the drug residues must have originated from pharmaceutical factories. Learn More

The night before Mother’s day




US signs treaty to protect Arctic, giving some hope for Paris agreement.

Secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, signs a commitment to curb greenhouse gas emissions and to extend scientific cooperation in the Arctic region. Learn more

Kushner Cos says to skip China marketing push this weekend. Learn More

  
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Chinese lawyer 'wore torture device for a month'.

It's a form of restraint that would be more in keeping with the practices of a medieval dungeon than a modern, civilised state.

But the device - leg and hand shackles linked by a short chain - is a well-documented part of the toolkit that the Chinese police use to break the will of their detainees.
And it is one that they allegedly forced one of this country's most prominent human rights lawyers to wear, for a full month. Learn more


Defence Secretary unable to deny Trident nuclear submarines run on same outdated software hackers exploited to cripple NHS systems.

'I have complete confidence in our nuclear deterrent'. Learn more

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This Weeks Most Important Historic Event Happens

In the 14th of May 1939



Lina Medina becomes the world's youngest confirmed mother in medical history at the age of five.


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Sunday, May 7, 2017

Day to Day Headaches: The dome of Hagia Sophia Collapses (May 7, 2017)

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900 suspected pedophiles arrested as ‘darknet’ child porn kingpin jailed for 30yrs - Nearly 900 members of a global ‘dark web’ pedophile ring sprawling Europe and the Americas have been arrested following a two-year investigation, the FBI and Europol reported after the website’s founder was handed a 30-year jail sentence.


Shedding light on the scope of the operation which is still active, the FBI revealed that in the US alone, 350 arrests were made as part of a wide-ranging investigation into Playpen – a secret website that is being referred to as possibly the biggest child pornography online dump that ever existed. Learn more


Saudi Arabia to let women work and study without man's permission - Deeply conservative kingdom is one of most gender-segregated countries in the world. Learn more

Photoshop expert at it again.



French MP dies after collapsing during Macron campaign speech - Corinne Ehrel had been an MP for the Socialist Party since 2007 before joining Emmanuel Macron's En Marche!.
French MP dies after collapsing during Macron campaign speech
Corinne Ehrel had been an MP for the Socialist Party since 2007 before joining Emmanuel Macron's En Marche. Learn more



Twitter bots are being weaponized to spread information on the French presidential campaign hack - Five percent of the accounts tweeting #MacronGate make up 40 percent of Tweets.

Dustin Hoffman vs Paparazzi


Friday night the campaign of leading French Presidential Candidate Emmanuel Macron reported it was the victim of a massive email hack just a day and a half before one of the most important elections in the history of France. Learn more


ISIS Tells Followers It's 'Easy' to Get Firearms From U.S. Gun Shows - The Islamic State has urged its adherents to buy weapons from gun shows in the United States to take advantage of gun control laws. Learn more


Fiancee got her student loan repayment





Canada considers retaliation for US tariff on softwood lumber - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Friday he was considering banning US coal exports in response to the "unfair" tax on Canadian lumber.

The government is also looking at duties against several Oregon industries, the BBC has learnt.
Oregon has been one of the loudest supporters of an up to 24% tax on Canadian softwood lumber. Learn More

Emmanuel Macron hacked emails: French media ordered by electoral commission not to publish content of messages - Journalists could face criminal charges for violating laws preventing influence on vote. Learn more


Earth is flat theorist in a Nutshell




Chechnya leader claims region ‘never had’ gay men, just ‘fake’ Chechens -
Chechnya leader Ramzan Kadyrov denied that there are any gay men to persecute in the region, rather labelling them “fake” Chechens.

Kadyrov has insisted that he will cooperate with a Russian investigation into the discovery of persecution against gay people in the region, but denied that any gay people actually existed. Learn more
Hugo Chávez statue torn down as death toll rises in Venezuela protests - Young protester shot in the head amid continuation of demonstrations that brand President Nicolás Maduro a dictator and demand elections.


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A 20-year-old Venezuelan protester has died after being shot in the head, authorities said, taking the death toll from a month of anti-government unrest to at least 37.
Hecder Lugo was killed during fighting between demonstrators and security forces in Valencia on Thursday that also injured four others, the local opposition mayor, Enzo Scarano, said in a series of tweets. Learn more


Iceland drills 4.7 km down into volcano to tap clean energy - It's named after a Nordic god and drills deep into the heart of a volcano: "Thor" is a rig that symbolises Iceland's leading-edge efforts to produce powerful clean energy. Learn more


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This Weeks Historic Event
7th of May 558 BC


558 In Constantinople, the dome of the Hagia Sophia collapses. Justinian I immediately orders the dome rebuilt.
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Sunday, April 30, 2017

Day to Day Headaches: End of Roman Persecution (April 30, 2017)

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Donald Trump invites Rodrigo Duterte to Washington - US president ‘enjoyed’ phone call with Philippines president, who is accused of overseeing the deaths of 7,000 people as part of his war on drugs. Learn More


Second copy of Declaration of Independence discovered - A second parchment copy of the Declaration of Independence has been found. In England, of all places.

It's a remarkable discovery, because the only other parchment manuscript copy of the historic document is housed behind glass at the National Archives in Washington, DC. Learn More 


Who's the good boy?





Calls Grow For Release of Tibet's Panchen Lama, Now 28 - Tibetan advocacy organizations and international rights groups called this week on China to release a high-ranking Tibetan religious figure taken into custody 22 years ago and held incommunicado ever since. Learn More.


US deploys troops to stop fighting in Syria - between two of its allies Kurdish leaders appeal for no-fly zone over autonomous Rojava region as Turkish air strikes and artillery shells leave over 20 dead. Learn More


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Brazil's indigenous tribes protest against land theft - Fed up with endless encroachment on their ancestral lands, leaders of Brazil's many indigenous tribes went to the capital Brasilia to speak out this week. But they had trouble finding anyone to listen.

More than 3,000 tribal members massed on the esplanade outside the government complex in Brasilia for the 14th annual "Free lands" event. Learn More


Russians, in peaceful protest, call for Putin to quit - Several hundred Russians lined up in central Moscow on Saturday under the gaze of riot police to hand over handwritten appeals for President Vladimir Putin to quit, as similar protests took place in other cities.

Putin, who has dominated Russian politics for 17 years, has not said whether he will run in presidential elections in March 2018. But the 64-year-old politician, who enjoys high popularity ratings, is widely expected to do so. Learn More


When life gives you lemons





Major Report Prompts Warnings That the Arctic Is Unraveling - The polar region is warming more than twice as fast as the rest of the planet suggests a huge assessment of the region. The warming is hastening the melting of Arctic ice and boosting sea-level rise. Learn More


Israeli teen behind 591 bomb threats to Australian schools, police allege - The boy is alleged to have made 74 hoax threats: nine against schools in Victoria, 13 against schools in NSW and 49 against schools in South Australia. Learn More


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Turkey purges 4,000 civil servants, bans TV dating programs. Learn More


Pope urges North Korea-US mediation as Trump hedges on military action - Pope Francis says widespread war would destroy ‘a good part of humanity’ while president, asked about likelihood of military action, says: ‘We’ll see’. Learn More


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This Weeks Historic Event

30th of April 311 BC




311 Roman Emperor Galerius issues Edict of Toleration, ending persercution of Christians in the Roman Empire


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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Day to Day Headaches: Roman defeat at Lake Trasimene (April 23, 2017)

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France elections: Macron and Le Pen through to run-off. Learn more



Britain powered 24 hours without coal for first time in 135 years in 'watershed moment': National Grid says it could happen more often in future 

For the first time since the industrial revolution, the country fulfilled all of its energy needs without using coal for a full day. It is bound to happen more frequently, the National Grid said. Learn More


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We Just Breached the 410 PPM Threshold for CO2 - Carbon dioxide has not reached this height in millions of years. - On Tuesday, the Mauna Loa Observatory recorded its first-ever carbon dioxide reading in excess of 410 parts per million (it was 410.28 ppm in case you want the full deal). Carbon dioxide hasn’t reached that height in millions of years. It’s a new atmosphere that humanity will have to contend with, one that’s trapping more heat and causing the climate to change at a quickening rate. Learn More.



Thailand to increase green areas by 40 percent in next 20 years Ministry of Natural Resources and Environment (MNRE) Permanent Secretary Wijarn Simachaya said in a seminar on topic of forests in cities and sustainability that the ministry is now pursuing its 20-year plan to increase green areas in the country by 40 percent, compared to 32 percent at present. 

He said the MNRE is encouraging the creation of forest in cities complementing the green areas in the country, which will help absorb air pollution in big cities, while Bangkok has had substandard green areas. Learn More



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Michael Bloomberg to world leaders: ignore Trump on climate change - The former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg has urged world leaders not to follow Donald Trump’s lead on climate change, and declared his own intention to stave off the “tragedy” that would be the collapse of the Paris climate deal.

The billionaire said in an interview there was no political motive tied to the release of his new book, Climate of Hope: How Cities, Businesses, and Citizens Can Save the Planet, which is co-authored with the Sierra Club executive director, Carl Pope. Learn More 




PALESTINIAN TERRORIST ATTACK LEAVES FOUR WOUNDED IN TEL AVIV - Authorities said that the suspect, an 18-year-old Palestinian from the Nablus area, committed the attack out of nationalistic motivations. Learn More



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Dutch boat 'Women on Waves' in Mexico to offer women legal termination - A Dutch sailing boat offering legal abortions has taken up a position off the west coast of Mexico. It is offering free, legal medical terminations for the victims of sexual violence. Learn More 



Defeated conservative Fillon calls on supporters to choose Macron over Le Pen - Conservative candidate Francois Fillon has conceded defeat in the French presidential election and has asked his supporters to reject a far-right leadership. Learn More



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Citizens’ Assembly backs abortion rights in wide range of circumstances - Two-thirds (64%) of participants support no restrictions on abortion under term limits. Learn More


WikiLeaks releases more top-secret CIA docs as U.S. considers charges - WikiLeaks released what it claims is the 31-page user guide for a CIA device code-named “Weeping Angel.” It can turn some Samsung TVs into surveillance tools with an implant for recording audio from a TV’s built-in microphone. Learn More


At the London Marathon




This Weeks Historic Event

23rd of April 215 BC



A temple, built on the Capitoline Hill, is dedicated to Venus Erycina to commemorate the Roman defeat at Lake Trasimene


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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Day to Day Heaches: 1st Postage Stamps (April 16, 2017)

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CIA director calls Wikileaks a ‘hostile intelligence service’, says it threatens democracy. Learn more 


'Concrete evidence of collusion between Trump team and Russia' handed to official investigation: New evidence comes as sources reveal British spy agency GCHQ played pivotal role in uncovering interactions between US President and Russian operatives

The official investigation into relations between Donald Trump and Russia now has "specific, concrete and corroborative evidence of collusion", it has been reported.

New evidence proves discussions took place “between people in the Trump campaign and agents of [Russian] influence relating to the use of hacked material,” a source allegedly told the Guardian. Learn more

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Chechen Authorities Send Threats To Journalists Reporting On Gay Concentration Camps: "We promise that retribution will overtake the true instigators," officials warned. Learn more


'They will kill me': Saudi woman fleeing to Australia forced back to kingdom: Activists feared Friday for the safety of a young Saudi woman they say was returned to the kingdom against her will, in a case highlighting tight restrictions on women. Learn more

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Divers halt leak in Cook Inlet gas pipeline: Hilcorp Alaska has stopped a natural gas leak in Cook Inlet that released methane for months and generated concerns about impacts to wildlife and calls for increased scrutiny of the Inlet's dated oil and gas facilities.

Dive crews on Thursday night "safely and successfully" installed a clamp on the marine pipeline, Hilcorp said in a prepared statement. Learn more


Iraq: IS launches chlorine gas attacks in western Mosul. Learn more

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Whistleblower uncovers London police hacking of journalists and protestors: The existence of a secretive unit within London’s Metropolitan Police that uses hacking to illegally access the emails of hundreds of political campaigners and journalists has been revealed. At least two of the journalists work for the Guardian . Learn more


India Will Become World’s 3rd Largest Solar Market This Year. India is set to overtake Japan as the world’s third-largest solar power market this year, a Taiwanese research firm has predicted.

According to EnergyTrend, the global solar PV demand is expected to remain stable at 74 gigawatts this year while India is expected to see sustained growth. The research claims that growth in China’s solar PV demand is expected to reduce slightly as the government has a lower capacity addition target compared to the last year. Learn more

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US sends regular troops to Somalia for first time since Black Hawk Down: Somali government soldiers run to take their positions during gunfire after a suicide bomb attack outside Nasahablood hotel. Learn more


Ireland on course to issue one million passports in wake of Brexit: 250,000 applications have been received for the first quarter of this year. Learn more

This hunny bun looks like he wants to go fly in a bike in the night light:



This Weeks Famous Historic Event

16th of April 1990


US Post Office issues 1st books of postage stamps

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Friday, April 7, 2017

Day to Day Headaches: Mozart's Violin (April 8, 2017)

This Weeks World News

To Start off, 

Canada Fully Supports U.S.'s 'Focused Action' In Syria — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says new information received Thursday night from Canada's trusted ally the United States persuaded him that Syrian President Bashar Assad was responsible for the chemical weapons attack on his people this week. Learn more


Stockholm lorry rams crowds, killing 'at least four people' — At least a dozen people were also injured in the incident on Drottninggatan (Queen Street), one of the city's major pedestrian streets, on Friday afternoon. Learn more 


Bolivia UN Envoy on Syria Attack: 'History Teaches Us' US Lies to Justify Wars — Lambasting the United States' aggression against Syria, Bolivian Ambassador to the United Nations Sacha Llorenti compared the basis for the unilateral move to former U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's infamous 2003 presentation to the body, when fraudulent evidence of an alleged Iraqi weapons program was presented to justify the U.S. war on Iraq. Learn more


Vegan mother forced by High Court to vaccinate her children — 'I am truly sorry that the mother will regard the decision as wrong, but my objective duty is clear,' says Judge Mark Rogers. Learn more


WikiLeaks just dropped the CIA’s secret how-to for infecting Windows — WikiLeaks has published what it says is another batch of secret hacking manuals belonging to the US Central Intelligence Agency as part of its Vault7 series of leaks. The site is billing Vault7 as the largest publication of intelligence documents ever. Learn more


UN says actions in Syria must be in line with international law — Canada, Britain, France and Israel express varying degrees of support; Iran and Russia opposed. Learn more


Chechnya’s Proof There’s No Gay Purge: There Are No Gay People In Chechnya — 
"You cannot arrest or repress people who just don’t exist in the republic.". Learn more


Syrian jets carry out attacks from base hours after US missile strike: report Syrian warplanes carried out attacks from a central Syrian air base several hours after it was hit by a U.S. missile strike, the Daily Star reported on Friday.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said that two warplanes "took off from inside the Shayrat base, which is partially back in service, and struck targets near Palmyra," according to the report. Learn more



Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the week:

Why cats are so weird



The unofficial 51st.



Eminem never won a game of rock paper scissors: here's why.



When you thought your going to grow as belle but turns out it's this lady.




Condom why you do this?




This Weeks Historic Event

8th of April 1781




Premiere of Mozart's violin sonata K379 

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