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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : First automobile to cross the U.S. (August 31, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Dogs can understand human speech, scientists discover Brain scans discover evidence that dogs process language in a similar way to humans and are only truly happy if a praising tone of voice is matched by the actual words spoken. Know more


Cocaine 'worth €50m' discovered at Coca-Cola plantCocaine with a street value of up to 50 million euros (£42m) has been discovered at a Coca-Cola plant in France. Know more


Costa Rica celebrates 113 days of 100-percent renewable energy (and counting). Know more


Alien signal detected by Russian astrophysicists turns out to be terrestrial disturbanceEarlier it was reported a telescope possibly registered a signal from an extraterrestrial civilization sent from a stellar system in the constellation Hercules. Know more


Gonorrhea Is Becoming Untreatable, U.N. Health Officials WarnWe are running out of ways to treat gonorrhea, the World Health Organization announced today. Know more


French PM suggests naked breasts represent France better than a headscarf Manuel Valls faces criticism for comments regarding Marianne, a symbol of republic, in context of continuing burkini ban row. Know more


Merkel says mistakes made in Germany, EU concerning refugees : Germany and other EU countries turned a blind eye to displaced people for too long, German Chancellor Angela Merkel has said. She also cautioned against some politicians' rhetoric on the influx of migrants. Know more


Insurers worth $1.2tn tell G20 to stop funding fossil fuels by 2020Climate change is the “mother of all risks” says Aviva CEO, and hundreds of billions in annual government assistance to oil, gas and coal is “simply unsustainable”. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Just Fat"


"First day of motherhood!"


"These cats"


"Found at my local community center"

"The most ineffective anti-smoking ad ever"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

31st of August 1903 

First automobile to cross the U.S. under its own power A Packard arrives in New York City, after departing from San Francisco July 10.
That's all for today, Thank you. 

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : Late Show with David Letterman debuts on CBS (August 30, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Cameron 'gave pay rise of 24% to some special advisers' before resignation Former PM bumped up salaries of some advisors by £18,000 at a time when public pay sector pay rises were capped at 1%. Know more


Apple should repay Ireland 13bn euros, European Commission rules : Ireland should recover up to €13bn (£11bn) from Apple in back taxes, the European Commission has ruled. Know more


Kim Dotcom can livestream legal fight against the USInternet entrepreneur Kim Dotcom will be allowed to livestream his legal bid to halt his extradition to the United States, a New Zealand judge ruled Tuesday. Know more


One dead, 3 wounded in suicide blast at Chinese Embassy in KyrgyzstanA car driven by a suicide bomber on Tuesday (Aug 30) exploded after ramming a gate at the Chinese embassy in the capital of ex-Soviet Kyrgyzstan, wounding three people, the healthcare ministry said. Know more


A decade on, vaccine has halved cervical cancer rateThe world's first cancer vaccine was administered in Australia exactly 10 years ago. Know more


France wants EU-US trade talks stopped. Know more


About 200 people have gathered at the site where a 14-year-old boy died in Kalgoorlie on Monday to pay their respects in a quiet candlelight vigil - a stark contrast to the scenes of violence that played out in the city today. Know more


Zika-infected mosquitoes lay Zika-infected eggsThis is the first experimental proof that mosquitoes can transmit Zika to their own offspring. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Worst type of person"


"Gold"

"Sun need to kill it"

"Worst"

"A little too hot on the landing"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

30th of August 1993 

Late Show with David Letterman debuts on CBS. It had been thought by many that Letterman would take over for Johnny Carson when he retired. However, NBC gave the job to Jay Leno and Letterman moved from NBC to CBS.


That's all for today, Thank you. 

Monday, August 29, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : John Clyde Hall (August 29, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Cuba confirms start of direct commercial flights from U.S. : Cuba confirmed on Thursday that direct commercial flights with the United States would resume on Aug. 31 after more than 50 years of interruption, following thawing ties between the two former Cold War enemies. Know more


323 reindeer killed by lightning in NorwayLightning is thought to have caused the death of 323 reindeer that were discovered by a hunting warden in a small area south of Hardangervidda over the weekend. Know more


German minister defends giving neo-Nazi protesters the finger :  Sigmar Gabriel has defended giving a group of heckling neo-Nazi protesters the middle finger earlier this month.

Gabriel, who is the country’s economy minster, raised eyebrows after being accosted by a group of masked protesters holding banners bearing the slogan “Traitor”. Know more


Syrian child 'treated with mud' for severe burn woundsVideo purports to show child in Homs treated with mud for burns sustained by what activists say were incendiary weapons. Know more


7.1 tremor strikes far off Ascension Island. Know more


Man fills lubricant dispenser with hydrochloric acid at Sydney gay club Police say the dipensers had been targeted before and were alarmed. Know more


Permanent Cease-Fire Takes Effect in Colombia After 52 Years. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Please don't touch the dog sir"


"Fabric cutting tools"

"What do your fingerprints say about you"

"Boop"


"I was confused for a second"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

29th of August 1891 

Joyce Clyde Hall d. 1982 American businessman, founder of the Hallmark Greeting Card Company (1910). "When you care enough to send the very best."
That's all for today, Thank you. 

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : I have a dream (August 28, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Just 90 companies are to blame for most climate change, this 'carbon accountant' saysLast month, geographer Richard Heede received a subpoena from Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX), chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space, and Technology. Smith, a climate change doubter, became concerned when the attorneys general of several states launched investigations into whether ExxonMobil had committed fraud by sowing doubts about climate change even as its own scientists knew it was taking place. The congressman suspected a conspiracy between the attorneys general and environmental advocates, and he wanted to see all the communications among them. Predictably, his targets included advocacy organizations such as Greenpeace, 350.org, and the Union of Concerned Scientists. They also included Heede, who works on his own aboard a rented houseboat on San Francisco Bay in California. Know more


Sweden sees record numbers of asylum seekers withdraw applications and leave : Sweden is no longer a utopia for asylum seekers, but the Swedish Government is offering migrants up to £3,500 each to go home. Know more


Millions at risk as deadly fungal infections acquire drug resistanceResearchers believe widespread use of fungicides on crops is reducing effectiveness of frontline medicines

Scientists have warned that potentially deadly fungal infections are acquiring resistance to many of the medicines currently used to combat them. More than a million people die of fungal infections every year, including about 7,000 in the UK, and deaths are likely to increase as resistance continues to rise. Know more


World's oldest human being discovered in Indonesia at the age of 145 : Mbah Gotho has official identification showing his birth date to be December 1870. Know more


Hungary planning ‘massive’ new border fence to keep out refugees as PM vows to ‘hold them back by force’ : Viktor Orban calls for ‘defence’ against possible surge if EU-Turkey deal collapses. Know more


UN backs court ruling as right-wing politicians pledge to keep ban : Right-wing politicians have vowed to keep the ban by passing legislation via central government, after a court found local bans are 'seriously and clearly illegal'

The United Nations has welcomed a ruling by France’s highest court that the burkini ban is “seriously and clearly illegal”, as right-wing politicians have vowed to continue their bid to ban the swimwear. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Alcoholic art class"

"We never talk"

"EA customer service"

"MCCONAUGHEY everyone"

"Rough Neighborhood"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

28th of August 1963 

Martin Luther King, Jr. - I Have a Dream During his famous march on Washington, the civil-rights leader proclaims "I have a dream."
That's all for today, Thank you. 

Day to Day Headaches : First hydrogen-balloon flight (August 27, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Polish Olympian sells Rio medal to save three-year-old battling cancer'I fought for gold in Rio. Today I’m calling on everyone to fight for something even more precious.'

Polish discus thrower Piotr Malachowski, who took silver at the Rio Olympics, said that he auctioned off his medal this week to fund treatment for a three-year-old boy struck with cancer. Know more


India set to slap terror charges on Zakir Naik, ban his NGOThe Indian government, while declaring the Islamic Research Foundation (IRF) an ‘unlawful’ organisation, is set to slap terror charges on the televangelist Zakir Naik, whose ‘hate speech’ was reported to have inspired one of the five Dhaka cafe attackers. Know more


Kim’s man in Russia BETRAYS North Korea as Vladimir Putin prepares to meet the SouthKIM Jong-un’s regime has taken another blow as one of his top bosses in Russia has defected just weeks before Vladimir Putin meets with South Korea.

North Korea has lost another of its leading foreign diplomats following the defection of their man in London. Know more


The Death Toll in Yemen Is So High the Red Cross Has Started Donating Morgues to HospitalsALMOST A YEAR and a half into Saudi Arabia’s U.S.-backed bombing campaign in Yemen, the humanitarian toll has become so extensive that the International Committee of the Red Cross has taken the unusual step of donating entire morgue units to Yemeni hospitals. Know more


The Pentagon has shipped more than a million small arms to Iraq and Afghanistan’s defense forcesThe quantity of arms contracted for export – worth several billion dollars – is greater than the number of personnel in their security forces and far more than the Pentagon has routinely indicated. Know more


Son of Russian lawmaker convicted of masterminding global online theft ringA federal jury convicted the son of a Russian lawmaker Thursday of hacking into U.S. businesses to steal credit card information and orchestrating an international online theft scheme that netted him millions of dollars. Know more


Germans want a burqa banA new poll has indicated that more than three quarters of Germans don't want to see a full body veil in public places. The issue is currently the subject of heated debate across the country - and the rest of Europe. Know more


Dutch party wants to outlaw mosques, Islamic schools, KoranFreedom Party says it wants to reverse the ‘Islamization’ of the Netherlands.

The Dutch far-right Freedom Party will run in the country’s parliamentary elections next year on a platform seeking to ban some of the key tenets of Islam, according to a manifesto published by its leader Geert Wilders Thursday. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Clever decoration"

"Dog tag"

"RIP Random Stranger"

"Honest advertising"

"Smell the flowers"


There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

27th of August 1783 

First hydrogen-balloon flight (unmanned) by Jacques C. Charles.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Friday, August 26, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : First black to pitch in a major-league baseball (August 26, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

3 dead after crossbow attack in TorontoThree people have died after an attack involving a crossbow in Toronto’s east end, and police believe there is “a link” between the deadly incident and a suspicious package found in a downtown condo. Know more


Finland planning to test the effects of paying a basic incomeFinland is pushing ahead with a plan to test the effects of paying a basic income as it seeks to protect state finances and move more people into the labour market. Know more


Cizre bomb kills 11 policemenA car bomb in Cizre, south-east Turkey, has killed 11 policemen and injured 78. Know more


Human Rights Act will be scrapped, government confirmsCampaigners speak out after Liz Truss confirms Conservative commitment to a British bill of rights

The government has confirmed the Human Rights Act will be scrapped in order to separate the UK from the European courts, causing alarm among human rights organisations. Know more


Polish electric bus ousts Mercedes to become “Bus of the Year” 2017Designed and produced in Poland the Solaris Urbino 12 electric bus has received the prestigious international title “Bus of the Year”. The decision was made by a jury of experts from 20 countries. Know more


Nicolas Sarkozy calls for nationwide banPresidential candidate takes hard line, positioning himself as defender of French values and tough on immigration

Nicolas Sarkozy says he will impose a nationwide ban on burkinis if re-elected to the presidency in 2017, positioning himself as a strong defender of French values and tough on immigration. Know more


India court says women can enter Mumbai shrineA court in India has overturned a ban on women entering the inner sanctum of Mumbai's Haji Ali mosque. Know more


Bolivia minister killed by protesting minersThe Bolivian government says its deputy interior minister has been kidnapped and killed by striking miners. Know more


France's highest court suspends burkini ban in test caseSuspension concerns single ban in southern town but is likely to set precedent for other places that prohibited full-body swimwear. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Navy seal team 6 in there natural habitat"


"Pub's hilarious sign for its neighbours"


"First Ultrasound!"


"Ball map"


"Highlander Justice"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

26th of August 1947 


First black to pitch in a major-league baseball game Dan Bankhead for the Brooklyn Dodgers.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : Superman rises from the dead (August 25, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

Tanks, guns and bras: Norway's women join the draft : The military's gender balance is not entirely equal yet, but almost a third of the Norwegian army conscripts born in 1997 were women this summer. Know more


France threatens to sue social media users for sharing photos of police enforcing law. Know more

Colombians celebrate as peace deal is reached with Farc rebels Hundreds of Colombians have celebrated an historic peace accord between the government and left-wing Farc rebels, signed after 52 years of conflict. Know more

Found! Potentially Earth-Like Planet at Proxima Centauri Is Closest Ever. Know more

France to deploy 3k troops, prepare students for terror attacks on schools. Know more



Apple could be on the hook for $19 billion in taxes, and the Obama administration is livid. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day. 


Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.


"Kinder garten vs Senior year"


"Period"

"Im sure they both got a valid excuse"

"100 Grand and some cupcakes"

"Pro hide and seek"


There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.


Today's Historic Event


25th of August 1993 


Superman rises from the dead in the Superman comic book released today.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : Pete Rose The baseball legend gets banned (August 24, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

'Voices under the rubble' after quake hits Italy; at least 38 dead. Know more


Nobel prize winner Stiglitz calls TPP 'outrageous' :  Nobel prize winning economist Joseph Stiglitz says it's "absolutely wrong" for the U.S. to pass the trade deal known as the Trans-Pacific Partnership. Know more


North Korea submarine fires ballistic missile. Know more


Japan wants citizens to donate their old phone to make 2020 Olympics medals :  Japan is looking to recycle old technology, including smartphones, to create Olympic medals for Tokyo 2020. Know more


Microplastics should be banned in cosmetics to save oceans, MPs say Environmental audit committee calls for ban after hearing that microbeads harm marine life and enter the food chain. Know more


Earthquake of 6.8 magnitude strikes central Myanmar. Know more


U.S. CALLS ON AMERICANS TO LEAVE GAZA ‘AS SOON AS POSSIBLE’ The United States on Tuesday called on Americans in the Gaza Strip to leave the coastal enclave “as soon as possible.” Know more


Frenchman shouts 'Allahu Akbar' as he stabs UK woman to death in Australia: police. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day.



Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Douchebag Driver gets it"

"How to tell if your baking soda is expired"

"Lyrics in a stolen car"


"You're double not getting past"

"That took an unexpected turn"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

24th of August 1989 

Pete Rose The baseball legend is banned for life from baseball.

That's all for today, Thank you. 

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Day to Day Headaches : First successful man-powered flight (August 23, 2016)

Today's World News

To Start off 

A huge crack is spreading across one of Antarctica’s biggest ice shelvesThe crack is likely to lead to the loss of an enormous chunk of the Larsen C ice shelf, which is “slightly smaller than Scotland.”. Know more


Stomachs of dead sperm whales found in Germany filled with plastics, car parts Marine biologists were deeply saddened upon discovering 29 lifeless sperm whales around the shore of North Sea Island in Germany last week, and their grief heightened further after finding out what were inside the animals’ stomachs. Know more


Fisherman found giant 34kg pearl worth $100million - but kept the two-foot long gem under his bed for TEN YEARS as a good luck charm. Know more


Ultra-Orthodox rabbis ban women from going to university in case they get ‘dangerous’ secular knowledgeThe decree seen by The Independent warns ‘We will be very strict about this. No girls attending our school are allowed to study and get a degree. It is dangerous. Girls who will not abide will be forced to leave our school’. Know more

Speedo USA, Ralph Lauren Among Companies Dropping Ryan Lochte Amid False Robbery Claims. Know more


North Korea said to be dispatching hit teams to kill defectorsanti-terror drill involving the military and the private-sector is held at the No. 2 International Passenger Terminal of Incheon Port in South Korea on Aug. 22. Know more


German Greens call for end to coal power in 20 yearsGermany's opposition Green party unveiled Monday a 10-point plan to end electricity generation from coal within 20 years, a key plank of its campaign heading into next year's general elections. Know more

There you have it our Top News of the day.



Here's Our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.

"Windows 10 Improvement"

"Millenial Freak show"

"Forbidden wish"

"Today is the day"

"We have to go back"

There you have it our Top 5 Most funniest image of the day.



Today's Historic Event

23rd of August 1977 

First successful man-powered flight Bryan Allen flies Paul MacCready's Gossamer Condor three miles.

That's all for today, Thank you.